i cant think of anything to talk about lol. reckon my next dualogue will b on Waiting For Lefty, which is a cool little piece. um need to start actually writing in my photography journal. have been writing out a detailed synopsis for my script, basically writing it without the words or stage directions. im going to edwards in chelmo tomoro for new years altho it made harley a lil bit mad sorry my love xxxxxxxx. um i discovered im still very much not over the whole ben thing, but seeing how angry it made sarah was very comforting. and i cant wait to be back at uni and free :>:>
xx
EmLah at 2:10 am
Merry Christmas Dudes
hope everyones had a good one!! mines been cool :) obviously its still weird that grandad aint here but i havnt been at home for a full christmas day since he died so it would be lol. but no its been a really cool day and i got lots of funky presents including a large amount of rubber ducks :) see below lol. last night was good. so many people i knew and hadnt seen in ages, people from quilters, anglo, stock brook other random people i know thro other people. it was absolutly rammed in the boar but worth it :)
xx
EmLah at 7:53 pm
this made me laugh far too much, just cos i can see my sister doing it :)
GIFT WRAPPING WITH THE HELP OF YOUR CAT 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.
3. Open door and remove cat from closet.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc...
7. Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to determine size to cut.
13. Try to smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat. 14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.
15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors, and tore the paper.
16. Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting cat in the bag the present came in.
17. Place present on paper.
18. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges don't reach. Realize cat is between present and paper. Remove cat. 19. Place object on paper, to hold in place while tearing transparent sticky tape.
20. Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
21. Seal paper with sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
22. Look for roll of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to retrieve ribbon.
23. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
24. Re-roll ribbon and remove paper, which is now torn due to cat's enthusiastic ribbon chase.
25. Repeat steps 13-20 until you reach last sheet of paper.
26. Decide to skip steps 13-17 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that is the right size for sheet of paper.
27. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
28. Remove sting, open box and remove cat.
29. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for a room with a lock.
30. Once inside locking room, lock door and start to relay out paper and materials.
31. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close and relock.
32. Repeat previous step as often as is necessary (until you can hear cat from outside door)
33. Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult in the small area of the toilet, but do your best)
34. Discover cat has already torn paper. Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper. Remember that you haven't got any left because cat helped with this last year as well.
35. Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable.
36. Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas.
37. Label. Sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulate yourself on completing a difficult job.
38. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
39. Spend 15 minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious conclusion.
40. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
41. Go to store and buy a gift bag.
EmLah at 11:23 am
the final 2 prints now they r a touch strange so dont be alarmed!!
see i rock lol.
well im all alone in my empty halls which sucks, and all cos i hate to disappoint people at work. me? a tit? YES. its not so bad i just dont like not having anyone to talk too. and then bloody IPTV/Cablecom stopped working which is the TV service i have trought the inet. so i missed Rome and a few other good programmes i could have happily gazed at for a while so instead i watched some Dwarf and 28 days later and now i reckon ill have a smoke and go to bed. i know smoking is bad but im all tight with agrevation due to lack of people. puts me on edge. my sister is silly for worrying i dont mind being alone so much its justa bit sucky when the TV breaks lol. i lov eu big sister please dont worry. ill be seeing you soon. cant actually believe its been since july. stupid wolverhampton move to wales the houses r cheap :). im sure the cats would love it. and ther r loads of books shops in cardiff. in fact theres a little one in pontypridd that is just ur style floor to ceiling bookshelves stuffed with second hand books :)
right bed now i reckon and a bit of a read.
LOVE YOU ALL
EmLah at 12:46 am
1. I play the Cello very well :)
2. I have a tiny birthmark on my chest which i constantly think is a spot.
3. I get addicted to things really easily
4. i really am a terrible snowboarder
5. I read far too much
6. im really not as hard arse as i make out.
7. I have music in my head all the time.
8. I write alternate endings for situations in my head in everyday life
9. I ownevery muse cd (including all issues of singles) up until Absolution
10. my ribcage used to be so large from singing i didnt look like i had boobs till i stopped practising lol
Nine Places I've Visited
1. Various places in France (favourite holiday destination).
2. Lake Louise Canada
3. Various places in Namibia (mainly Twyfell Fontain)
4. Frankfurt am Main
5. spain
6. Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto, every city on the bus trip from jasper to toronto (thats a 62hr bus trip)
7. Belgium
8. Austria
9. Greece (GO MUN JORDAN REPRESENT!!!)
Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1. Buy me Coke
2. Hug me
3. Don't think i make up whats happened to me so far. (ben your a bastard)
4. dont assume im stupid cos im skinny and blonde.
5. listen to my stories even if youve heard them before
6. realise that i talk to other people about everything i do with you the same amount as i talk to you about what i do with them (yes dave i know u dont want to hear about uni as much as u heard about Canadia)
7. Don't laugh if i start going overly technical about lighting and the english language
8. if i start to rant about somethin that bores you stop me but tell me why u r stopping me.
Seven Things I want to do Before I Die
1. Direct a Full Play
2. Pull off the Rainbow Rail at LL
3. own first editions of every book by tamora pierce
4. go to Cambodia
5. Discover loads of fantastic music
6. See my friends Suceed
7. Actually have a relationship for longer than 2 months lol.
Six Things I'm Afraid of
1. Falling
2. Being too high
3. going deaf
4. losing anyone else
5. being caught between 2 mirrors
6. rape
Five Things I don't Like
1. BEING ALONE lol
2. people that are content with being stupid
3. Essex
4. Having friends so far away (gay aussie people)
5. Running out of power in my MD while walking
Four Ways to Turn Me Off
1. Don't apologeise when you know you've done me wrong
2. Be sleazy
3. critisize my love of certain books and my anger about certain films
4. Take the piss out of things you dont have a clue about
Three Things I Do Everyday
1. Read a book.
2. Drink Coke
3. Sing loudly and often out of choooooon
Two Things that Make Me Happy
1. Music
2. Dancing
One thing On My Mind Right Now
1. that i upset my sister cos cablecom is gay and i forgot how worried she can get I LOVE YOU YOU BIG GAY. :)
EmLah at 12:39 am
here my dears are 5 out of my 7 final photos for photography :) i love it too much hehe.
now i just need to spend some more time in the darkroom with andy ;) and develope the other 2 i need, though of course that means the other 4 i need cos all my pictures r superimposed.
chiropractic christmas party tomorrow which as an honorary chiro i have naturally been invited too lol. is hollywood theme and im going as Uma in Kill Bill YEAAAAAAH
EmLah at 11:09 pm
hello all. see i can post lots. would indeed have posted more if i hadnt been workin all weekend. i really am gonna quit. not yet tho as im gettin paid for christams and new year as it isnt our fault we cant work them. i reckon i shall do it once the motoracing season starts :) i like bikes and fast cars and kimi raikonnen and and lots of fast bikes nad james toseland and and stuff.
grr Sean is being so grumpy/moody/reclusive lately but it only seems to be aroundme. i know this is the classic "ooooohhhhh your only ever weird with meeeee" thing but i swear hes been such a twat the last week. i go into his room in a good mood wantin to have a laugh and share it with the others and come out feeling flat. its getting quite annoying. grr i supose im just being good old paranoid emily but hey if i aint gonna be paranoid then who is. plus this means i will makea a good director as ill be so paranoid itll go shit ill spend loads of time making sure it wont. else ill just go to the pub. pub sounds better. lol
im almost certainly only annoyed cos the last 2 times iv gone and knocked on seans door he hasnt even made the effort to open it. thats a bit of a slap in the face since i know hell let andy or sarah or julia in anytime. its just so frustrating RAAA lol
one day i will come on here and be really happy. i suppose i should be right now cos this hot american dude seems to really like me, but he hasnt got a phone so its hard to get into contact with him. plus hes going home to america next week so whats the point really.
hi im emily i deal in deadlines.
EmLah at 4:05 pm
Hey dudes. Harley guilt tripped me for not posting on here more often and i do feel bad. but then again he also said that it was like an american teen diary so im not sure if i shud b insulted or not.
i just about pulled off the monologue, people said that the one i acted in was good, not sure whether i shud believe them theyr probly just being nice heh. and the one i directed i know was superb mainly cos of Seans acting (this is drama Sean not the one i live with) and we all went out afterwards and got pretty merry :) altho i did tell Jamie his acting seemed rushed to me, which offended beth as it was her directing, but she said it was supposed to b like that so i guess thats ok.i should not drink Stella it makes me mean :S. still i better get off to photography and play with some negetives and scottish people lol.
EmLah at 9:45 am
I have so much woooooorrrrrkkkkk lol
i have the monologues on tuesday and its almost gone in... then an evaluation of said monologue, thena presentation on thursday on surrealism which i havnt even started yet then im workin fri thro sun at gay cards. which i think im gonna quit cos they want me to work up from the 16-23 with on day off and having to negotiate london underground during strikes and with a heavy suitcase, im gonna have a word and try and finish on the 22nd and if they dont let me do it then ill give them my notice. GAY CARDS lol
right i have to do something but i cant remember... oooo yeah the photos from the snow party up on flickr chicas :)
EmLah at 11:05 am
xx
EmLah at 2:10 am
Merry Christmas Dudeshope everyones had a good one!! mines been cool :) obviously its still weird that grandad aint here but i havnt been at home for a full christmas day since he died so it would be lol. but no its been a really cool day and i got lots of funky presents including a large amount of rubber ducks :) see below lol. last night was good. so many people i knew and hadnt seen in ages, people from quilters, anglo, stock brook other random people i know thro other people. it was absolutly rammed in the boar but worth it :)
xx
EmLah at 7:53 pm
this made me laugh far too much, just cos i can see my sister doing it :)GIFT WRAPPING WITH THE HELP OF YOUR CAT 1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.
2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.
3. Open door and remove cat from closet.
4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.
5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.
6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc...
7. Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.
8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.
9. Remove present from bag.
10. Remove cat from bag.
11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.
12. Lay out paper to determine size to cut.
13. Try to smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat. 14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.
15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors, and tore the paper.
16. Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting cat in the bag the present came in.
17. Place present on paper.
18. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges don't reach. Realize cat is between present and paper. Remove cat. 19. Place object on paper, to hold in place while tearing transparent sticky tape.
20. Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.
21. Seal paper with sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.
22. Look for roll of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to retrieve ribbon.
23. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.
24. Re-roll ribbon and remove paper, which is now torn due to cat's enthusiastic ribbon chase.
25. Repeat steps 13-20 until you reach last sheet of paper.
26. Decide to skip steps 13-17 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that is the right size for sheet of paper.
27. Put present in box, and tie down with string.
28. Remove sting, open box and remove cat.
29. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for a room with a lock.
30. Once inside locking room, lock door and start to relay out paper and materials.
31. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close and relock.
32. Repeat previous step as often as is necessary (until you can hear cat from outside door)
33. Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult in the small area of the toilet, but do your best)
34. Discover cat has already torn paper. Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper. Remember that you haven't got any left because cat helped with this last year as well.
35. Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable.
36. Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas.
37. Label. Sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulate yourself on completing a difficult job.
38. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.
39. Spend 15 minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious conclusion.
40. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.
41. Go to store and buy a gift bag.
EmLah at 11:23 am
the final 2 prints now they r a touch strange so dont be alarmed!!
see i rock lol.
well im all alone in my empty halls which sucks, and all cos i hate to disappoint people at work. me? a tit? YES. its not so bad i just dont like not having anyone to talk too. and then bloody IPTV/Cablecom stopped working which is the TV service i have trought the inet. so i missed Rome and a few other good programmes i could have happily gazed at for a while so instead i watched some Dwarf and 28 days later and now i reckon ill have a smoke and go to bed. i know smoking is bad but im all tight with agrevation due to lack of people. puts me on edge. my sister is silly for worrying i dont mind being alone so much its justa bit sucky when the TV breaks lol. i lov eu big sister please dont worry. ill be seeing you soon. cant actually believe its been since july. stupid wolverhampton move to wales the houses r cheap :). im sure the cats would love it. and ther r loads of books shops in cardiff. in fact theres a little one in pontypridd that is just ur style floor to ceiling bookshelves stuffed with second hand books :)
right bed now i reckon and a bit of a read.
LOVE YOU ALL
EmLah at 12:46 am
10 Things You Might Not Know About Me
1. I play the Cello very well :)
2. I have a tiny birthmark on my chest which i constantly think is a spot.
3. I get addicted to things really easily
4. i really am a terrible snowboarder
5. I read far too much
6. im really not as hard arse as i make out.
7. I have music in my head all the time.
8. I write alternate endings for situations in my head in everyday life
9. I ownevery muse cd (including all issues of singles) up until Absolution
10. my ribcage used to be so large from singing i didnt look like i had boobs till i stopped practising lol
Nine Places I've Visited
1. Various places in France (favourite holiday destination).
2. Lake Louise Canada
3. Various places in Namibia (mainly Twyfell Fontain)
4. Frankfurt am Main
5. spain
6. Vancouver, Montreal, Toronto, every city on the bus trip from jasper to toronto (thats a 62hr bus trip)
7. Belgium
8. Austria
9. Greece (GO MUN JORDAN REPRESENT!!!)
Eight Ways to Win My Heart
1. Buy me Coke
2. Hug me
3. Don't think i make up whats happened to me so far. (ben your a bastard)
4. dont assume im stupid cos im skinny and blonde.
5. listen to my stories even if youve heard them before
6. realise that i talk to other people about everything i do with you the same amount as i talk to you about what i do with them (yes dave i know u dont want to hear about uni as much as u heard about Canadia)
7. Don't laugh if i start going overly technical about lighting and the english language
8. if i start to rant about somethin that bores you stop me but tell me why u r stopping me.
Seven Things I want to do Before I Die
1. Direct a Full Play
2. Pull off the Rainbow Rail at LL
3. own first editions of every book by tamora pierce
4. go to Cambodia
5. Discover loads of fantastic music
6. See my friends Suceed
7. Actually have a relationship for longer than 2 months lol.
Six Things I'm Afraid of
1. Falling
2. Being too high
3. going deaf
4. losing anyone else
5. being caught between 2 mirrors
6. rape
Five Things I don't Like
1. BEING ALONE lol
2. people that are content with being stupid
3. Essex
4. Having friends so far away (gay aussie people)
5. Running out of power in my MD while walking
Four Ways to Turn Me Off
1. Don't apologeise when you know you've done me wrong
2. Be sleazy
3. critisize my love of certain books and my anger about certain films
4. Take the piss out of things you dont have a clue about
Three Things I Do Everyday
1. Read a book.
2. Drink Coke
3. Sing loudly and often out of choooooon
Two Things that Make Me Happy
1. Music
2. Dancing
One thing On My Mind Right Now
1. that i upset my sister cos cablecom is gay and i forgot how worried she can get I LOVE YOU YOU BIG GAY. :)
EmLah at 12:39 am
here my dears are 5 out of my 7 final photos for photography :) i love it too much hehe.
now i just need to spend some more time in the darkroom with andy ;) and develope the other 2 i need, though of course that means the other 4 i need cos all my pictures r superimposed.
chiropractic christmas party tomorrow which as an honorary chiro i have naturally been invited too lol. is hollywood theme and im going as Uma in Kill Bill YEAAAAAAH
EmLah at 11:09 pm
hello all. see i can post lots. would indeed have posted more if i hadnt been workin all weekend. i really am gonna quit. not yet tho as im gettin paid for christams and new year as it isnt our fault we cant work them. i reckon i shall do it once the motoracing season starts :) i like bikes and fast cars and kimi raikonnen and and lots of fast bikes nad james toseland and and stuff.grr Sean is being so grumpy/moody/reclusive lately but it only seems to be aroundme. i know this is the classic "ooooohhhhh your only ever weird with meeeee" thing but i swear hes been such a twat the last week. i go into his room in a good mood wantin to have a laugh and share it with the others and come out feeling flat. its getting quite annoying. grr i supose im just being good old paranoid emily but hey if i aint gonna be paranoid then who is. plus this means i will makea a good director as ill be so paranoid itll go shit ill spend loads of time making sure it wont. else ill just go to the pub. pub sounds better. lol
im almost certainly only annoyed cos the last 2 times iv gone and knocked on seans door he hasnt even made the effort to open it. thats a bit of a slap in the face since i know hell let andy or sarah or julia in anytime. its just so frustrating RAAA lol
one day i will come on here and be really happy. i suppose i should be right now cos this hot american dude seems to really like me, but he hasnt got a phone so its hard to get into contact with him. plus hes going home to america next week so whats the point really.
hi im emily i deal in deadlines.
EmLah at 4:05 pm
Hey dudes. Harley guilt tripped me for not posting on here more often and i do feel bad. but then again he also said that it was like an american teen diary so im not sure if i shud b insulted or not.i just about pulled off the monologue, people said that the one i acted in was good, not sure whether i shud believe them theyr probly just being nice heh. and the one i directed i know was superb mainly cos of Seans acting (this is drama Sean not the one i live with) and we all went out afterwards and got pretty merry :) altho i did tell Jamie his acting seemed rushed to me, which offended beth as it was her directing, but she said it was supposed to b like that so i guess thats ok.i should not drink Stella it makes me mean :S. still i better get off to photography and play with some negetives and scottish people lol.
EmLah at 9:45 am
I have so much woooooorrrrrkkkkk loli have the monologues on tuesday and its almost gone in... then an evaluation of said monologue, thena presentation on thursday on surrealism which i havnt even started yet then im workin fri thro sun at gay cards. which i think im gonna quit cos they want me to work up from the 16-23 with on day off and having to negotiate london underground during strikes and with a heavy suitcase, im gonna have a word and try and finish on the 22nd and if they dont let me do it then ill give them my notice. GAY CARDS lol
right i have to do something but i cant remember... oooo yeah the photos from the snow party up on flickr chicas :)
EmLah at 11:05 am
EmLah
