Some Great Answers to That Stupid Question:"Why aren't you married yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
My fiance is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
EmLah at 8:05 pm
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
What? And spoil my great sex life?
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
My fiance is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
We really want to, but my lover's spouse just won't go for it.
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(For Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
EmLah at 8:05 pm
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